This page is designed to keep you cued, give credit due, and defend this page against being sued.


Sesame Hood was written as a non-profit satire that hopefully induces some form of humor to those who read it. The use of copyrighted characters are property of their respective owners.

Mission Statement:


Well, the idea behind Sesame Hood is clear. It's a satire about modern-day life and an excuse to make fun of it. Other than that, it was written by a couple guys who were bored. In fact, it feels a bit dated, because it was written about two years ago. And if that isn't enough, all you're getting for the gangsta talk is a couple New England guys trying to show off miserably. I know it's sad, but I don't want to change it. I'm too lazy. If you have any submisions or ideas that can be drawn off of, tell me. If I ever get bored I might put it in.

Techie Stuff

This page is designed for use on a 480x640 pixel monitor. That way no one on Earth will ever have to scroll the page to see all of it. This is why it looks small on higher resolution monitors.
This page uses MIDI and WAV, and possibly AU, depending on where you go.


Sesame Hood was written by Patrick Raymond and me.

This site was created, and is maintained by me! All of it! Ha ha ha!

All the drawn graphics on the page were created by Erik Evensen. Erik is really good at drawing, so if you want to hire him for many thousands of dollars, or just for a Quarter Pounder with cheese, mail him here.

GTClock is copyrighted 1996 GigaTech Consulting.

The rest of these links don't work because I don't want you to leave.

I learned much of the HTML throughout various tutorials on the WWW, and after getting bored with that, I tried JavaScript. This gets harder, but there are excellent ways to learn about it at
Netscape Navigator gets credit because it doesn't suck, and I used it to see what my page would look like.
For all the editing, I used Microsoft Wordpad. It's really small, so it loads fast, which is nice when you're some punk kid crashing the computer all the time. I don't like the editors, because they don't do exactly what I want.
I use WS FTP to upload all my files to Cyberportal, where this page is stored.

That wraps it up. Unless you have a car you would like to give me, I'm pretty sure I'll never here from you again. <sniff> Now go enjoy the rest of the page.