ello! And welcome to the Mario Kart Religion Page! Mario Kart is the best game on Earth. Anyone who has played this knows. It needs greater strategy than the Japanese game Go, greater planning than chess, and greater sophistication than authenticated military war games.

 

Mario Kart is more than just a game, however. It is a complex religion developed in the foothills of New Hampshire, along the Connecticut River... only a true Mario Kart Player's soul is pure enough to comprehend the awe of this way of life. A Mario Kart follower, or Mariosymbiont, as we prefer to be called, must believe in six things:

Mario is god.
The Princess is better than our god at cornering and accelerating.
Perfection at Battle Mode is the inner light that all Mariosymbionts search for in their journey through life.
Dolby Surround Sound is the choir that delivers the words of our god.
Red shells are described by our god as gifts of plenty; to not use them is to spit in the face of our god.
Finally, all Mariosymbionts believe that beyond the Rainbow Road lies the gateways to Heaven, and if you hit a chevron and have a feather, you may one day be with god (when he isn't driving around and hitting you with red shells.)


    So those are our beliefs. However, the very essence of all said here is not easily comprehended by non-believers. It would be impossible to just give the ideas and principles away over the Internet, it just can't be done. However, if you fill out the f orm below, we can make you a member of the Mario Kart Religion for free! Then you can get our nifty newsletter telling you all about the Mario Kart Religion and upcoming events, such as the annual Mariosymbiont's conference, where you can get stickers an d Mario blood to hold your own Mario worshipping at home. Also, you can have your name posted on this page, showing the world how you are an avid Mario Kart Player, and how the kid you always beat at Battle Mode sucks because he doesn't have his name her e.

All the stupid questions are optional.

 Type in your full name here (with title, if desired i.e. Brother et al): 

Your email address:

Webpage address?

Are you a boy?
or a girl?

How old are you:
0-10?
11-12?
13-14?
15-16?
17-21?
22 and up?

 Do you want your name on this page with your fellow Mariosymbionts?

 Click on your favorite player.
Mario Princess
Bowser Koopa Troopa
Luigi Yoshi
Donkey Kong Toad
Wario
Which do you prefer more?
Mario Kart for SNES?
N64 Mario Kart?
Where are you from? 

Type your comments, or perhaps a psalm for the book of Mario, in this empty box.

Please press Submit only once.

 

 

Click below to read a psalm or two from The Bible of Mario! It is said that only the pure can cleary read from The Bible of Mario!

 

    On our Sabbath day Mario came down from from Rainbow Road, our gate-way to heaven, and told to the heathens of Vanilla Plains "Do not fear me... the great Lord Mario will supply and protect you..." with this the great Lord Mario held up a mushroom and sai d to us from on high, "Take this all of you and eat it. It is the food that provides me with sustanance, like a fine Italian meatball." This is the word of our Lord Mario, and all who dwell within his domain.

 

The Kart Master Dean Karasinski Alex "Pimp Daddy" Quigley
Brother Galuten Brother Aaron Naylor
Brother Shiloh Otavio Vasconcelos de Azevedo
James Gilliam Kevin Jackson
Mike Autry Ryan Craver
Dave E. Pratt Jr. Cole Iobst
Jonathan Desrochers L Noah Galuten
Scott Selwa Jason Goedmakers
Kyle Autry Alex Ahmed
Niki Peters Mit Nosredna
Michael Siourounis Gus Milner
John Kulach Dan Friis
Dick Tolhurst Henry Wagor
Ben Florence Donovan Pederso
Russell Ryan Eric Lucan
Aaron Kahn HIDDEN BY REQUEST
Battle Master Terry Sir Tim of Shorewood
Joe Waltz Blake Owen
Nathaniel "Nate Dogg" Mauritz Ian Thompson
Matt Berard Jim McDeitrick
Mandarin Matthew Wegner Yongsong Wang
Brian Dangren Bruce Kimbark
Andreas Elio Carlisimo
Jimmy Westberg Megan Kinal
Tony Cooke 64 Mac Lotze
Lord High Eric Romkema Arturo Solis
Eric Santiago JZA James Brandtjen
Richard Hudson Derek Brocklehurst
David Emmons Josh Fox
Anders(gurkan)Gunnarsson Susan Megalopolis
David Ahn Jett Landicho
Joe Bloggs Sir Justin Van Niejenhuis
Bryce Kahle James Plunk
Jordan Labbe Liam Brennand
Sean Finn Wilkey, Jacob (son)
VA Parsons Chuck
Brother Dennis Brother DemonKlaw
Stephanie
Noah Hirsch


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